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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1021 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!