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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6220 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1218 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!