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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 926 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2250 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!