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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9563 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!