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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8672 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2212 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.
we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.
