Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Farms Harvested:	759	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9245

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2166	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Emeralds Found:	2372
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6627	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	5683	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	4843	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	790	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	374	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!