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Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	7472

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7428	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5272

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3786

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.