Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	113
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2359
Players Killed by Monsters:	6060	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	4994
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	916

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	5509	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.