Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	478
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1018

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!