Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	8729
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Star Shards Collected:	65	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ores Mined:	2241
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Emeralds Found:	4263

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9276	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3948	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9958	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5882
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crops Grown:	5695	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	950	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!