PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3621	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Votes:	6344

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	123

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	969
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	6768	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	763	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	3035	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Animals Bred:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com