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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8050 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pure fucking soul SMP and within minutes, they were greeted by a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats. These chickens led the player on a wild adventure through a maze of lava pits and giant slime monsters, all while serenading them with a chorus of “Baby Shark”.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Legend has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So, what are you waiting for? Join Pure fucking soul SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Pig whisperer.