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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5056 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!
