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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8488 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 2195 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!