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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7876 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!