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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7072 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7563 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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