Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

aggression, alpha male, assertive, babies, breeding, challenge, Competition, Confrontation, Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s mindset, DOMINANCE, explicit, Fighting, Intimidating, knockout, macho, making, Minecraft, Punching, rival, Rivalries, Server, threat, Trees, Vulgar

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2646
Farms Harvested:	743	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2567	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7034	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1727
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	7157	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Void Gems Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	6662	Villages Defended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	4522

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ores Mined:	925	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

mc.almighty.pro