Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

aggression, alpha male, assertive, babies, breeding, challenge, Competition, Confrontation, Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s mindset, DOMINANCE, explicit, Fighting, Intimidating, knockout, macho, making, Minecraft, Punching, rival, Rivalries, Server, threat, Trees, Vulgar

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Onion Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Onion Server Technical Survival Server 1.17.1 Economy – Clans – Prayers of Protection – Unique Trades

104.128.51.139:25568

Smiley SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	531	Magic Items Found:	6610
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Fun with no griefing,allowed to meet other players from around the world and nice staff!Recommended to join if you are just looking to play with random people!

Smiley_746.aternos.me

Kethona

Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6121	Animals Bred:	162

We are Kethona! A new, community based server with a main focus on Survival Multiplayer with a Job based economy. Many projects are currently under way and new features will be implemented as they are completed. With a community discord, and a very active Owner, feedback and suggestions are welcomed and encouraged! We look forward to meeting you!

kethona.apexmc.co

SaidWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

New griefer server! There was a wipe recently! Donate /free /hack everyone! Donate currency to everyone! Come and play! Take the tops! Loot the auto mine! Trade with NPCs! Loot Air drops and kill bosses!

mc.sideworld.fun

QuantumCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Zombie Dances:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

QuantumCraft: The survival server of the future!

Come and join us on our journey where we look to tomorrow instead of today! Play in a safe, relaxing enviornment with features such as shops, rtp, keepinventory, and more! Sit and relax with G-SIT by right clicking stairs or slabs!

play.quantumcraftmc.com

G-Dem SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join the G-Dem Smp, we a small nice community on a none resetting semi-vanilla server. Want to make farms and sell in an economy then the shopping district is for you! Prefer walking more dangerously then team up with friends, become aggressive and raid all the other aggressive peoples bases!

G-Dem_SMP.apexmc.co

Breezymc

smp, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Hello all, BreezyMC is currently looking for members and staff members, we have currently have, Helper, Moderator, Senior Moderator, Admin, Graphic Designer, and Developer all open! These are alot open because we are new! I am a single owner and am looking for help! We have a current store and discord, We are planning on a website later down the line once I know I can start making profit off the server so I can help the server grow. Our donation goal is currently $100 which is est enough to upgrade the server to top line. We are looking forward to see everyone new here!

breezymc.net

NorthSurvival Minecraft server closed

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6383	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

North Survival is a survival server with a nice set of plugins, we have everything for your comfortable game!

We value different styles of survival; for those who like a quiet game, we provide disabling PvP and items falling out upon death. Players who love battles also did not go unnoticed; the server has a PvP arena where commands are disabled, as well as saving inventory, this helps to maintain the excitement of the battle.

In addition, we value your creativity, you don’t have to worry about your masterpieces and don’t be afraid of being blacklisted, since we have the opportunity to secure your buildings. Vulture and deception are completely prohibited on the server! In case of world wipes, we can transfer your beautiful building to a new map!

We also welcome players holding their own events, and are always ready to help you with this.

If you are an ambitious player and want to gain influence among other players, you can found your own clan and take leadership in the economy, engage in trading at auctions, or get a job and earn money.

On our server there are no free donations, cases, admin panels, and ban, mute, kick commands are freely available, and you cannot buy GM on the server. The weather and time of day in the world can only be changed by the server administration.

Begging on the server is not welcome, the administration does not distribute mods to everyone. Candidates for helpers and moderators are screened before they are granted certain rights.

If you are interested in our server, we will be glad to see you in the game!

mc.northsurvival.ru

BloofMC

Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Worlds Never Reset!

When there’s an update, we simply expand the world border!

This is a Builder-Friendly Adult Server designed for long-term gameplay.

Join for a simple yet feature-rich experience on the most dependable server you can find.

No need to Vote/Donate to become powerful on the server.

——————————————————————————————— Server Location: Ashburn VA, USA 99.9% Up-Time – Online 24/7 Since June 25th, 2020 Official Contact: Discord

BLOOF.XYZ

ClarkTribeGames

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	807
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcoming server that aims to be a consistent place for all stages of Minecraft gamers to enjoy the thrills of Minecraft survival. We try to keep it PG as this server is kid friendly. All we ask is for everyone to be kind and courteous. PVE only please.

minecraft.clarktribegames.com

Damascus earth

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Factions SMP on a 1:2000 scale earth map in minecraft, with a claiming and nations system built in.

15.204.131.250:25575

Cristalix – Homeless survival with Hades Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	943
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most exciting Minecraft world on the Cristalix server! ?

Our unique Mini Games bring you an incredible variety of fun, immersing you in exciting adventures straight from your favorite block world. From exciting races to strategic battles, we have everything to satisfy your excitement!

Join an anarchy where your creativity and survival will be the only limits. Here you create your own rules and shape the world around you. Survive, build and show everyone what you are capable of in the limitless world of anarchy!

Our server is proud to be home to many great players, including famous YouTuber Demaster. Feel the atmosphere of the game that has inspired even experienced players, and join our community where you can share your adventures and buildings with other players.

Our IP address start.playmc.su is waiting for you with open arms! Join us for fun mini-games, exhilarating anarchy, and the chance to play on the same server as your favorite streamers. Cristalix is not just a server, it is the place where your most exciting gaming moments take place. Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of this unique gaming experience! ?✨

bomzh.playmc.su

The Golden Egg

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

The Golden Egg – for a Classic Minecraft experience!

-No Claim Land! -No Teleport! -Killing & Griefing! -No World Reset! -No LAG! -Unlimited World!

Join TheGoldenEgg today and become the server KING.

thegoldenegg.online

The 5 Isles SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6969
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	5181	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The 5 Isles SMP is a completely vanilla experience with a diverse custom world. Come join our community in playing, chatting and just having fun! Here, comradery and teamwork are priority and griefing is not tolerated.

178.32.63.124:25577

Legendary server

bedrock, Events, Grief Prevention, java, Skills, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

It is with great pleasure that I finally announce the inauguration of Legendary Server.After a long period of waiting, we came to bring you lots of news and fun.Server is available for all Minecraft platforms, from Java Edition to Bedrock Edition.

• Survival;• Events;• Pets;• Customized Enchantments;• Marriage;• And much more!

We hope you can have a lot of fun with us!

That, *Dormi na rede

legendary.blazebr.com