PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	4483
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8914
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5653

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ores Mined:	6769	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1116
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4458	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6163	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3