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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crops Grown:	4487
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Towns Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8136

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	496023	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	97	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mines Excavated:	1377	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	9206
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	2047	New Chunks Explored:	430943
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7874	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	5257	Buildings Constructed:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

Players:	106/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5