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Cuz We Did SMP

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A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9940

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4443	Players Killed by Monsters:	6352
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	130	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Enchantments Applied:	198
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	1694
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	9396	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1716
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2