Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	130	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6258	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4800
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	102

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8930

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.