Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	9769	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	1458	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	9695	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	980467
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1481	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4784	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!