Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Star Shards Collected:	154
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	172	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	972
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3264	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	448122	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mines Excavated:	2237	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6776

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1328
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	2104	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.