Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	165	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	New Chunks Explored:	765475
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3480
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	4995
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	8507
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4325
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	4580
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	842

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.