Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Animals Bred:	195	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	3144
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7759	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	271

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7484
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.