Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LionArch

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Name: LionArch IP: mc.lionarch.net Servers: Survival + / Skyblock Open: 24/7 Status: Online

First of all, welcome to our server! We are eager to have you here! •LionArch is a Minecraft server that’s constantly getting updated and growing daily. •As of the moment, we have a feudal / medieval themed survival + server & skyblock, with tons of unique features. •There’s also a whole economy on our server. Start from scratch and climb your way to the top! Trade with players, set up your own shop, get jobs and progress through the ranks! •Since the community is the most important for us, actively we are organizing events, drop parties and giveaways! •We also have a custom built discord server with prizes, events and other fun features •Our staff team is friendly and welcoming, always here to help you. We Hope you’re gonna have a great time here! Peace,

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sweep smp

base, Discord, Economy, PvP, Raiding, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teams

Sweep SMP is based on a semi-anarchy smp with economy, you can form a team and be the strongest and richest player on the server.

-UPDATE LOG

-removed cracked

-removed AuthMe login

CREDITS-

SweepMan (owner)

.NoMercyDust/Dustyw0lf (Co-Owner)

Vitas Hamlet (Co-Owner)

TahaKhan9 (Admin)

NovaMc__ (Mod)

Aleklol1 (Jr Mod)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ashanar

Economy, Factions, PvP

Here is the discord https://discord.gg/Fn9SaYU

Its a new server im still setting up please feel free to stop in if u would like to help

We have Jobs,EpicFurnaces,DisplyShops,DeluxesSellWands,CrazyCrates, AuctionsHouse,AdvanceMonthlyCrates,Lottery,AdvanceEnchantments

I need a dev and Staff for support for players

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WiseCraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Searching for some good ol’ survival?! Then come to our servers. Why? Because we take pride in giving our players much more freedom than most servers and our world rarely resets, meaning that you can build your month-long projects in peace. Chat with our small but dedicated community, have fun with your friends, and keep building big mountains or awesome farms/redstone contraptions! And we will be adding features to make the survival experience less painful but still true to its roots!

Server IP: play.wisecraft.xyz Website: https://wisecraft.xyz Discord server: https://discord.gg/6uqPxGb

Some features include (but aren’t limited to) – Exclusive Saving Grace feature keeping your armor and tools safe! – Items dropped by players dying are protected and pvp is togglable – Bluemap for spectating builds in your browser and /sit for more immersive rp’ing! – Per player mob caps for consistent mob farms – Inspired by Hermitcraft we even have some of their data packs like Armor Statues and Mob Head Drops – Very short tutorial – Vein miner and timber. Break the bottom block while crouching, and the whole thing will come crashing down! – Grief prevention plugin (aka claims)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hybox network

bedrock, java, Survival, Vanilla

Hybox Network. We have a wide variety of modalities. Our Server Staffs are working to get the best game quality. Hybox Network is capable of supporting a large number of users and thus play without Lag. What are you waiting for? Get in now! Compatible with 1.8.x – 1.19.x | mc.hybox.gg

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	4681	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RandCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RandCraft. A server made by the players, for the players. Come on in, whether you be a Survivalian, Skyblockian or Creativeian, we have you covered at RandCraft! Custom island in Skyblock, kits per rank in Survival and player shops! 1.15.2 PAPER server with Active Admin.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AlpineMC Pixelmon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Alpine Pixelmon Server IP: mc.alpinesmc.com

What makes us Unique? Legendary Tokens – Catch your favorite legendaries by obtaining a token and completing a specialized quest to obtain it! No more waiting around for 10+ hours just for the wrong legendary to spawn, simply find a coin and complete the quest to get your battle against a legendary! Over 35 Legendary quests to choose from!

Custom Region – Our region was built from the ground up by our incredible build team, and features 15+ cities, complete with routes and a painted world for your enjoyment!

Dungeons Galore – We offer 3 repeatable dungeons that span a thousand blocks in every direction for you to be entertained! Along with these, we have an additional 6+ one-time dungeons with intriguing and complex storylines!

55+ Storyline Quests – We’ve spent a lot of time making sure your storyline experience is incredible, with 10 weekly repeatable quests, expansive dungeon quests, and a story that takes dozens of hours to explore through, you’ll be entertained for a while with our quest system.

Extensive Post-Game – Once you’ve finished all of our tasks in the story there’s still a lot of post-game material to get through, including Legendary Trainers, the Rival Run, the Black Market, and even becoming a Player Gym Leader!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cureclutch smp

Arena Pvp, FullPvP

Cureclutch SMP is one of most optimal Lifesteal smp cracked and PE supported With Lowest Ping For India Players. Do check it out If you want the best Lifesteal Experience with no lag and best ping.

[✓] low ping

[✓] mumbai hosting

[✓] 20 tps [NO LAG]

[✓] lifesteal server

[✓]Gaming Community

[✓]Friendly People

[✓]Daily Livestreams

[✓]Active Staff

[✓] 24/7 online

[✓] bedrock players can also play

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	1935	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bingcraft

Survival

This server is a friendly server, we have pvp arena, kits and claim kit to void griefing, you can trust playersi inside your claim, we got /wild to randomtp it’s a fun server with strict rules for hackers, no one has reached end world so dragon is still out there, join us and kill ender dragon before someone else does before you and steals the egg as decoration

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Creators And Chill

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Creators and Chill is a System Safe Server! We are a semi-vanilla survival economy server, with a twist~

In the Creators and Chill server, wealth is obtained through a multitude of physical currencies which can be interchanged for set rates or turned into emeralds for use in your own villager hubs, creating a seamless extension of the Survival gameplay. There are dozens of admin shops, access to player shops, a community marketplace and three Kingdoms with unique lore and vendors. Claim land with /kit claim and gain more land the longer you play. We have a dedicated discord and online store to get you engaged with the community and making you feel right at home. Features like /sethome are replaced with items when possible, such as the Homestar: a tool you can purchase which will teleport you to your re-spawn location.

With expansive RPG Quests, hermit vendors hidden across the world, seasonal events, access to warps, a unique economy and over 9 new armor and tool sets, theres always something new to grind or explore!

Creators and Chill runs 1.16.4 and will strive to update to the latest version when possible.

Plugins installed on server: AntiCreeper, EssentialsX, HomeStar, LuckPerms, MythicMobs, MultiverseCore, SavageDeathChest, Shopkeepers, WorldEdit, WorldGuard, among others

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZNP-S Minecraft

Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Towny

Minecraft hardcore survival server with PvE, Towny and more additions.

Please note that this server is in alpha stage of development and some of the features will be changed down the line!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ores Mined:	8094	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Frontiercraft

Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

Welcome to Frontiercraft! The New Frontier of Multiplayer Minecraft! Established in 2019! We offer Skygrid, Public Server(Economy, Custom Terrain, Quests, and More!), and a Private Whitelisted SMP(Semi-vanilla)!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DarkcrestMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to DarkcrestMC, a Minecraft server where you can use the elements in every aspect of gameplay. We are a community that has been running for a long time and has built a name for ourselves as the oldest bending server. Don’t mix us up with a non-changing community, because we love to hear player input and suggestions, especially when it comes to gameplay and player experience. Here on Darkcrest, you can create towns and nations, run the economy, donate for ranks and permissions, vote for crates with cool prizes, and compete to be the best, all while bending any of the elements, whenever and however you want.

TL;DR? We are a 1.16 Bending (The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra) Server with Towny and we run fun competitions and tournaments every now and then with a nice player-base. 🙂

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Jackal Gaming

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

JACKAL GAMING IS A FACTIONS SERVER WITH INFINITE POSSIBILITIES AHEAD! Currently running Factions, Jobs, McMMO, and other basics. Open to ANY AND ALL suggestions!

We need help building a server AND a community together! Growing, adapting, expanding, together! We need YOU to do this!

Join today and begin on an adventure where you control the destiny of greatness!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Suspixel

Economy, Free Fly, freedom, Land Claim, Roleplay, Survival

We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

We offer:Free /flyMarriageA /roleplay system

And much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.