Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	2880	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1555	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7259
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

BLOCK, Earth, Earthsmp, Kiwismp, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, tiktok, Wars

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

SurvivalSMP Experience

SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.