Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire

Java edition only.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5042

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8906	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BD Crafters

Survival

▬▬▢BD CRAFTERS NETWORK▢▬▬

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☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	278

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	3940
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”