Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Players Killed by Monsters:	3825
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4706
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9747
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Forever Play

Roleplay, Towny

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hubnetwork

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

Anarchy, Dangerous, Elitemobs, Geopolitics, Minigames, Survival, Towny

Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

e1aw

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zlati Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

Join Zlati Anarchy

Dive into the chaos of our Minecraft world where anything goes! Build, destroy, and survive in an unforgiving environment where the only rule is anarchy!

Rule over your own domain, form alliances, or conquer your foes. The choice is yours in Zlati Anarchy!

Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and engage in epic battles with fellow players. Adventure awaits at every turn!

No rules, no limits – just pure, unadulterated anarchy. Are you ready to unleash your creativity and dominate the wilderness? Join Zlati Anarchy today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19 [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]

10b10t, 1b1t, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, 3b3t, 4b4t, 5b5t, 6b6t, 7b7t, 8b8t, 9b9t, Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchypvp, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Bedspvp, Cheats, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Fly, Hackedclients, Hacks, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Oldestanarchyserver, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Stackeditems, Survival, Survivalserver, Vanilla, Vanillaserver

5b5t.org Anarchy Server Like 2b2tBackward compatibility 1.19x, 1.18x, 1.17x, 1.16.x 1.15x, 1.14x, 1.13x, 1.12x, 1.11xNO RULES! MODS ALLOWED! [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]STACKED ITEMSDUPES

Website: http://5b5t.org/

Discord: [url=discord.5b5t.org/

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Budcraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ores Mined:	9229
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.