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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1437 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).