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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1089 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 966 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).