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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7423 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
