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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 4197 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 450 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.