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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8595 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9923 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.