PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Emeralds Found:	7055	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	741079
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	2774	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	4741
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	282	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mines Excavated:	2165
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Armor Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	4152	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7758	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5547	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Buildings Constructed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Emeralds Found:	5972
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	7665	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com