PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	190

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

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KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	276
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com