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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2660 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
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