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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 794 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9254 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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