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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4736 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
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Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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