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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6464 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 380 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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