so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 2446
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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