so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Towns Built: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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