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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2514
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1005	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Crops Grown:	5011	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9353	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	7429	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.