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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5195
New Chunks Explored:	965910	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Potions Brewed:	63	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9227	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3277	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6622

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4936	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1298

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	1680	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.