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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	124	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7923	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Star Shards Collected:	211	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7644	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ores Mined:	2318	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1947
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.