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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	560	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mines Excavated:	3831
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1627

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	1733	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Star Shards Collected:	291
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!