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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	134
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	8322
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	113
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.