PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	912	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	293	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	9273
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	7754	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5834

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.