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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	256	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	114

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magic Items Found:	7078	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3539
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	3035	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	287
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	2051	Emeralds Found:	9362
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6865
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6825	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	6926	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	3154
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	1223
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games